This month                                                       Bob Clelland

 Favourite sport?                                               Hockey

 Favourite car?                                                  The Batmobile

 Favourite food?                                               Olives

 Favourite drink?                                              Leffe blonde

 Favourite TV prog?                                         Inside Sport with Gabby Logan

 Favourite music?                                             Take That

 Your pet hate?                                                  The fact women tennis players now get paid the same as men

 Your bad habit?                                               Being lazy

 Last thing you bought?                                    A pint of lager

 Where would you like to be now?                  Turf

 Where will you be in 10 year's time?             6ft under at this rate

 Why should people like you?                          Cos I only have 8 years left to live

 And why not?                                                     Because I am exceptionally rude

 How honest have you been out of 10?          10